April 22, 2004

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  An employer was required to lay off one of his employees. It was a terrble thing to have to do. All of his employees were hard working nice people. He had it narrowed down between two employees named Jack and Jill. They were both equally good employees so to be unbiased he decided he would make the decision based on whichever one of them uses the drinking fountain first, he would lay them off. He waited patiently by the fountain for quite some time and finally late in the day Jill comes walking over to the fountain with a couple of aspirin in her hand. The employer says to Jill, I have a problem Jill. I am going to have to lay you or Jack off. Jill quickly says, You're going to have to "Jack off" because I have a headache.

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